Following the prophet

This morning I made coffee cake for breakfast.

When Blondie heard what the name of it was, she said, "Mom, we can't eat coffee cake because it's made with coffee."

I was a little curious as to where she remembers hearing this counsel so I asked, "Why?"

Blondie: "We can't eat or drink coffee."

Me: "Who says we can't have coffee?"

Blondie: "Me and the prophet!!"