MJ's First Christmas

Christmas from MJ's point of view:

Wow it's awfully early! What planet am I on again?
Okay, I'm a little more awake now. What is this whole present thing?
Finally! Something to stick in my mouth!
Yum! Socks! Can I eat them?
Why won't Dad let me eat this present?
Finally! Thanks Dad! Yummy paper!
Hey! This tag tastes pretty good too!
Yea! Mom's finally holding me! By the way, when are you going to feed me?