Warning!

I recently bought a hair flat iron to help make my hair a little bit easier to fix in the mornings. After I opened it I was reading through the instruction booklet to learn how to use it correctly. Just about the whole booklet was full of warnings on what not to do and how not to use the iron. In fact, there really weren't any instructions on how to use it other than how to plug it in and turn it on. This, though, was my favorite line of the booklet:

WARNING: Never use while sleeping!

That one statement dashed all of my hopes for getting a headstart on my day by fixing my hair in my sleep!!