Kid talk

Yesterday morning when Kay got up, Luke was outside mowing the lawn in the back yard.  Kay heard the lawn mower and asked, "Who's out there?"  I said that Luke was out there.  Kay responded, "Oh, is he vacuuming the lawn?"

This is a conversation I had with MJ this morning:
MJ:  I just had a scary dream last night.
Me:  Oh, I'm sorry!  What was it about?
MJ:  A ghost!
Me:  What happened?
MJ:  It just ate my bed and then the ipod ate me!